Fanbag


fanbag – girl who pretends to enjoy sports for the sole purpose of impressing a guy. usually a girl with very little to offer and a guy who is probably gay and spends too much time in the football club showers.
james: man, that sarah gives me the sh-ts always trying to watch the local sports game with us. how are we meant to make crude jokes and belch and fart with a girl around. she ruins game day.

simon: yeah. she is a real fanbag. i think she is trying to get into tony’s pants.

james: tony’s gay brah. haven’t you seem him checking out your schl-ng in the showers after practice.

simon: no way! i am showering in my board shorts from now on. should we tell her tony is gay so she f-cks off?

james: na man. it’ll be funny when she finally figures it out. then i can be her frustration f-ck.
fans that push the limits of rooting for their respective teams, and make themselves look like a douche in the process.
“man, did you see that guy who was drunk off his -ss, a few seats above us?”

“the guy with the painted chest, who kept yelling the entire time?”

“yeah, that guy was a total fanbag.”

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