Fancy black hair


the condition whereby a man with black hair takes an inordinately and suspiciously long time at the hair dresser
“you know that duffield is a miserable c-nt, you know the c-nt who decided to hang my sh-t out the window?”
“what the guy with the red hair?”
“no, duffield’s the c-nt with the fancy black hair!!!!”

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