fancy nut snatcher
someone who picks all the cashews out of the mixed nut bowl at a party
guy 1: dan is a f-cking fancy nut sn-tcher… there’s no cashews left
guy 2: yeah, i saw him pick the shrimp out of the shrimp scampi as well
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