fand


lacking a wrist. when you can’t tell where the fore-arm ends and the hand begins on a person of excessive weight. the upper-body version of the ‘cankle’.
“omg she’s so fat she’s got fands!”
fand, in “pittsburghese”, is a verb that means to discover, or “find” in the past tense (found).
time is fand by this formula.
(noun) a gross combination of feet and hands on short people. people with fands have a tendency to also have a lazy eye. can also be used as an acronym to stand for f-cking annoying nasty demented sh-t.
i would give you a high five, but your sick fands might rub off on me.
did you see that girl over there with the fands? she’s gross!

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