faneece
a very large man with at least 5 rolls and 7 chins. a faneece frequents fast food joints such as mcdonalds and burger king all hours of the day.
holy sh-t did you see that faneece on the bus? her -ss took up 2 chairs!
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kind, fun loving and sensitive. she is the best friend a person could want and never ever gives up under pressure.
goodness that faneece is so amazing.
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