similar to plot armor. refers to when a (typically male) character from film/television/etc has a large following of fangirls, and thus is incapable of being permanently killed in their movie/show/etc, because its writers know that said fangirls would riot if he did.
guy a: how the heck is castiel still alive?
guy b: he’s got serious fangirl armor.
- fire selfie
hot selfie, poppin’, cool. *great aunt posts new selfie for facebook profile pic* “d*mn, aunt jule! that’s a fire selfie!”
- flem charm
a type of charm that when used on unsuspecting victims has the opposite effect to that of which the user intended. its powerful negative powers usually arise when used by people that are of questionable character and possess poor personal hygiene levels. you really “flem charmed” the sh*t out of that guy, idiotttt
flungus is the opposite of baseball. the opposite of baseball is defined as: playing tennis on a football field with a bowling ball on thursday’s. the homies and i went out to kaneshian park to partake in a rousing match of flungus with our bowling ball and racquets, i sure do love thursday’s!
- frozen salami lips
a phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air. “oh dude you’re d*ck is totally giving me frozen salami lips”