fangirl battle
1. a mosh pit of girls, all things vary, in a fight over some s-xy -ss dude. (sometimes not s-xy…at all…but whatever)
2. a battle to the death over a s-xy b-st-rd that doesn’t like any of the girls (and has a girlfriend) but likes to watch them fight.
(this would be a naruto fangirl battle example)
ino- oh sasuke, your so cute and all mine! ^_~
sakura- ino, i don’t know what your talking about, sasuke is all mine!
the look at eachother and start a fistfight.
kuni fly and punches and kicks are shared.
sasuke- whatever…
walks away
(ok, now real life fangirl battle)
lee- hi newt, how are you doing today?
newt- i’m ok darling
rose- oh newt, didn’t see you there talking to her…
evil face
lee- b-tch, i would walk away if i were you.
rose- oh really?
newt- now lady’s….please step over there before you start anything.
fists fly, lee pulls a knife out of nowhere.
john- hey newt, are you going to stop them?
newt- nope
john walks away
john- -sshole…
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