fank you
sounds just like ‘thank you’ but means ‘f-ck you’ ; keeps up appearances and good form while saying exactly what you think ; a proper response to a left-handed compliment.
best used in combo w your toothiest grin. try it on your boss, mother-in-law, frenemies, teachers & snippy restaurant hostesses
sue: omg melina, you are so lucky it doesn’t matter when you gain weight. i wish i was as big-boned as you
melina: omg fank you!
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