fanny badger


small lice like creature who burrows into the v-g-n-
i was lickin her out and next thing i no there was a f-nny badger between my teeth
a dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden
“look, john! it’s that dirty old f-nny badger again!”

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