fanny bandit


word used on family guy on 9/24/05. used in the context as f-nny bandit is the spanish word for h-m-s-xual. peter, joe, cleveland, and quagmire are stuck on an island, and decide to have an orgy. long scene short they dont go through with is becuase they dont get “excited” then a ship pulls up and you hear…..
cruise announcer: and if you look of the left side of the ship you’ll see a bunch of h-m-s-xuals.

cruise announcer (in spanish): a la izquierdo del barco podemos ver los ‘f-nny bandits’
referring to h-m-s-xuals
announcer: “on the left of the ship, you can see a bunch of h-m-s-xuals. a la isquierda del barco pueden ver unos, ‘f-nnybandits'”. –family guy
male h-m-s-xual
those two guys in the corner are a couple of f-nny bandits.
a word often used to describe a straight guy who acts exceptionally gay or feminine. also a gay guy who is exceptionally open about their orientation and hits on every man he sees.
wow, that new kid jim is a f-nny bandit.
someone who has taken a particular liking to sodamy
girl: they’re best friends, right?

boy: they’re more than that… they’re both f-nnybandits.
girl: …
one who steals random womens -sses and takes them home to use as pillows and/or a s-x toys. the blood acts as a lube
guy: are those b-tt sculptures on your bed? wtf!
other guy: oh, theyre not sculptures, im a f-nnybandit
guy: …
often discribing a h-m-s-xual or gay individual, often said to provoke arguements and is just another use of an insult.
person 1: you are so poofy.
person 2: me poofy? you are the one that looks like a f-nny bandit.

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