fanny beard
you will require a girl with a hairy bush. flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her f-nny. a mirror is best at this point to check out your f-nny beard. you can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.
flipped my bird upside down last night and took a f-nny beard selfie. my birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.
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