fanny like a Turkish butcher’s shop window
a well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a pic-sso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. the resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like captain birdseye’s -rs-”.
“f-ck me colin, she had a f-nny like a turkish butcher’s shop window! couldn’t make head nor tail of the b-st-rd”
“serves her right for having seven kids”
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