fannywanker


a complete and utter tw-t, d-ckhead, plonker for whom the words ‘f-nny’ and ‘w-nker’ just dont elicit the right level of b-st-rdness of said person by themselves but when put together it totally describes the person and their pointless existence.
a referee from glasgow at an old firm derby game when “that ref used to go to st mungos school, haw ref ya f-nnyw-nker the ball was out!”
well a f-nny w-nker is a girl hu pulls the lips of her f-nny (the l-b–) up and down this is a f-nny w-nk
god ur ur such a f-nny w-nker go n av a f-nny w-nk u fanker (f-nny + w-nker = fanker)
a female who is an idiot
g-d jodie, you really are a f-cking f-nny w-nker you know

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