---

fanspeed

---

Read Also:

• Happy Smack

  a person who is overly excited or cheerful, especially about something lame. all right. i get it – you like american idol. quit being such a happy smack about it. heroin that is believed to increase happiness. i’m gonna buy some happysmack and feel good all day.

• Happy Slonac

  the act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. in reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one’s own genitals. “did your date go well, jimbo?” “it was outstanding! we ripped it up on the dance floor […]

• plaza

  in california english, a strip mall or shopping center defined by unenclosed stores with external entrances, separated from the street by a large parking lot. a normal plaza is anch-r-d by a grocery store, a drugstore, or both. a power plaza is anch-r-d by big-box stores. many smaller plazas have no anchor store, just a […]

• Ice Out

  to give someone the cold shoulder; to isolate someone. i bet they’re planning to ice out that new kid at the kickback. verb. to make out with someone. andrea wants to ice out with john after a few alcoholic drinks. you should totally ice out with him–he’s hot. to consume a mixed drink by taking […]

• ice pac

  ice pac is the genetically engineered son of ice cube and tupac. loves cold climates. cannot talk, due to the lack of a functioning mouth. ice pac was made using two sperm, explaining why he is not a proper human being, but rather a semi-solid ooze that has to be encased in plastic film and […]

---