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  to take someone to diner, have s-x with them in the restaurant, and then leave them with the check. i thought that we were going bowling, but instead, he diner dashed me all over the table.

• Dinglesaurus Rex

  a large t-rex of nightmares that chases after you, screaming random words like ‘dingles!’ or ‘bungus!’ see also: c-ckaraptor man 1: “dude, i had this crazy dream i was being chased by a dinglesaurus rex” man 2: “shut the h-ll up steve, you’re a c-nt.”

• dick ingram

  an old-fashioned, traditional, dry handjob. the lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a d-ck ingram. man that d-ck ingram left me with burns! all i want to do is rail this broad but she won’t give me anything other than d-ck ingrams. d-ck ingrams are so lame!

• Mummet

  word used by people who cant spell the word muppet. and text steven. steven: go down an nrg ph-k and yea im going over there. marcus: yea you ph-ckin mummet dont ph-k with the colonel word used by r-t-rded people who cant spell the word muppet. and text steven. steven: go down an nrg ph-k […]

• mummyfest

  when you are with people or in a ib chat, and no one has anything to say. also applies to boring events. i’m in a chat room with santini and brian, and they havent said a word in an hour. it’s a real mummyfest. i was at a party recently with some of the most […]

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