Fantastic Elastic
the act of mathematically measuring the exact point at which a given bungee jumper will reach the bottom of their downwards fall. and positioning a tight female at this given point. the bungee jumper needs to be masturbating as he is falling so that when he makes direct insertion in the female v-g-n- he c-ms inside of her, guaranteeing pregnancy. due to the very fast insertion, the c-m is shot out at 27mph reducing the labor time to only 4.3 months opposed to 8. the offspring produced by preforming a fantastic elastic are more athletic than the average child.
lance armstrong, michael felps, tiger woods, michael jordan and jeff hamilton are all results of the fantastic elastic
i wish i could be a sprinter on the usa olympic, however im not athletic and fast enough. i grieve over it every day. i sure wish that my parents made me by preforming a fantastic elastic
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