Fantasy egg
a j-panese egg that acts like a “fleshlight” of sorts.
it comes in the shape and appearance of a real egg, it is then peeled to relieve it’s real nature; a s-x toy.
the top opens, revealing a package of lube inside.
pour lube into the bottom of the egg.
the bottom part of your egg stretches over your entire p-n-s, then simply jerk off.
the inside of the egg has different textures for pleasure.
they are usually made small, since it’s asian.
person 1: dude, i used my fantasy egg last night since i couldn’t get laid.
person 2: did it work?
person 1: eh, it went to fast.
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