fantysmal
a portmanteau of fantasy and abysmal, meaning something incredible or amazing that is saddening or has no chance of happening; an “anti-super”
alternate spelling is fantismal for those that don’t like odd letters.
1. -pure angel descends from the sky-
a: hey man, do you think i can get with her?
b: no way man, your chances are fantysmal.
2. i thought that i could totally defuse that bomb, but then i realized my chances were were fantysmal.
3. i had a fantysmal idea: i’d tell her i’d love her on the rooftop during the full moon, where she would glow radiantly.
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