Fap Fingers
the condition of your hand (or hands) after too much masturbation.
its a pain in the joints of your 3 middle fingers, rarely in the thumb or pinky.
guy: dude i cant help you move
guy 2: why not?
guy: because my hand is f-cked
guy 2: what did you do with it?
guy: what didnt i do with it?!
guy 2: fap fingers?
guy: yeah…
when your fingers are stuck in fap-position after an especially extreme session of fapping.
john: dude what’s up with your fingers?
adam: i got fap finger man. d-mn angelina jolie movie marathon…
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