Fap God


a term for fappers on a whole new level. above even the rare fap-a-saurus rex. a fap g-d will spend every second cherishing the joy in fapping.
joe: is your crotch suffering seizures?
bob: nope, i’m just fapping.
joe: lord, that’s gross.
bob: i think i’m starting to feel like a fap god, fap god..
joe: …

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