fap jacket
any form of receptacle (typically an orphaned gym sock) that is used during masturbation to capture one’s -j-c-l-t–n.
this picture is really fappable. now, where did i put my fap jacket?
a over sized jacket worn to conceal the crotch area used to cover up public m-st-rb-t–n
dude i was bored in school today so i just jerked off in cl-ss cause i wore my fapjacket.
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