fap on it

masturbating before making any decision regarding females.
james: i can’t tell if i should f-ck my ex or not
tom: just fap on it, then you will know.
when one is on the fence about an important decision, instead of “sitting on it” they “fap on it” (jerk it, rub one out, a good w-nk, etc.) then revisit the issue at hand with a much clearer mind and thought process. usually pertains to issues involving b-tches and hoes.

the term was coined in the famous rage comics on reddit.
jim: hmm i’m not sure if i should f-ck my ex again. i know i’ll fap on it.
– fapfapfapfapfap-
jim: nah f-ck that b-tch

tom: do i really need that new tv? welp, time to fap on it.
-fapfapfapfapfapfap-
tom: f-ck yes i need a new 60 inch plasma tv
to m-st-rb-t- prior to making a decision involving women. “fap” comes from the onomatopoeic representation of masturbation popularized on the internet via web forums.

when one faps on it, s-xual tension is released through masturbation, resulting in a mind that is clear in thought and a rational decision can be made involving women, usually s-xual decisions.
bro 1: i’m not sure i want to drop $40 tonight on drinks with jen at the bar. i wanna f-ck her, but i don’t know if it’s worth spending dough on her.

bro 2: fap on it. then you’ll know what to do.
the act of fapping before making a tough/thoughtful decsision.
i’m not sure if i should text derpina
better fap on it
the act of masturbating before making a tough/thoughtful decision.

a portmanteau of “fap” (slang term for masturbation) and the phrase “sleep on it” (think about something in the night and morning).
mike: should i ask jennie out? she’s really hot.
jim: fap-on-it man.
-an hour later-
jim: so?
mike: nah, i like blondes.
faponit™ is -the- miracle cure: if you have a serious relationship-related decision to make, use some faponit™ before, and it becomes so much easier!

@see fap on it
– “geez, should i get back to my ex?”
– “i’d recommend using some faponit™ first.”