Fap or Tap
the decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot s-x. do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? usually debated because of one or more of the following:
1.) laziness
2.) time
3.) gayness
girl: i’m wet. do me!
boy: aughh… it’s 4 a.m.!
girl: pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
boy: oh great. do i fap or tap, fap or tap…
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