Fap Salad
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. makes a good side for a meal!
“hey jenny what do u have for lunch?”
“henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!”
a f-ggot who is easy to and very funny. has poor taste in stalkers that are currently unblocked.
i was on twitter last night and @fapsalads followed me and we became instant best friends
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acronym for “favorite -ss person, yo!”. usually a term of endearment. i really like jenna, but in the end of the day, bernice is my fapy.
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when a group of people here a loud boom far away, and one person in that group says sorry as if he had just farted. hahaha did you just far away fart?
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when two guys touch their hot dogs together. “hey h-m-s-xual man, i would love to touch my steaming pork sausage against your somewhat smaller hot dog.” “sure thing buddy. i would love to be touching wieners with you.”
- touching the sky
either being high or masturbating. or both. dude, i was totally touching the sky last night.
- Touch The Sky
to testify/to come up in one’s spot looking extra fly. this is often done for the day you die. person 1: let’s touch the sky!!! person 2: i shall hop into a u-haul van with my mother. when someone gets so high. stoned,drugs, stockton got so high that he touched the sky hey did you […]