fapable


when a female is attractive enough to cause a wish for spontaneous fapping to males who notice the female.

when a female manages to raise her overall looks ratings, by make up, clothing options and other means, to a degree where most males would feel the spontaneous need to fap when they see her.
– hey check this babe i know on facebook. she is so fapable….
– hang on i am getting the tissues

-hi barbara, i never thought you could look so fapable,
but you really went overboard with your make up today.
a distinct compound word conjoining the words “fap” and “able”. literally, this means: “possible to m-st-rb-t- to”. this elegant adjective is used to describe a s-xy babe to which it is quite possible to find yourself -j-c-l-t-ng explosively to. she must be at least a 7/10. have some self respect; masturbation is a art, not s-xual a whim.
” hey ron! check out this babe, she’s totally fapable!”
” that b-tch is one fapable hoe… mmm-mmmm.”
“scarlett johansson is more than fapable! totally would-fap.”
“fapable.”

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