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  a state entered after extensive abstinence from masturbation in which one perceives all others as more attractive than usual. dude. it might be fap-free february, but you just told me that manda chick who’s like 250 pounds was hot. you really need to take off your fap goggles.

• farming implement

  the white version to say hoe that f-cking farming implement didn’t put out!

• Farndaling

  to p-ssy out of situations because of the weather conditions stop farndaling about it, it’s only a bit of snow

• Farrah Fox

  a very sneaky, pretty, smart, full of wisdom, very friendly, conniving, worried person. once you meet her, you’ll never forget about her. where’s farrah fox? d-mn farrah fox is hott!

• farts nuggen

  n. the act of allowing one’s lips and cheeks to vibrate while pressed firmly between another’s -ss cheeks and exhaling forcefully. it usually elicits many giggles and protests from the victim to stop. syn. fartserbit additional examples: similar to a zerbit, this is done with your face is pressed in between the -ss-cheeks of another […]

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