faparous


someone who m-st-rb-t-s a lot.
my mom called me a faparous after she caught me j-zzing all over the cat.
someone who m-st-rb-t-s with food condiments. for example, salad dressing,mustard,peanut b-tter, etc.
“why did you call me a faparous?”
“because i caught you jerking off with horseradish all over your d-ck!”

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