fapbook


the worldwide social networking sensation known as fapbook is a phenomenon based upon pointless status updates, f-ggotry, and lesbian orgies rolled into a sh-t sandwich with a sprinkle of std’s and raging b-tthole wars. the ancients say it used to be something called facebook, reserved for a select group of real people, now it is frequented by prost-tutes, drug dealers, gay fish and evil employers. for most, it is more addictive than cherry popsicles and as addictive as world of warcraft, you become part of the machine, a zombie slave, taken advantage of like a two dollar mysp-ce sl-t. it is a prime example of the degradation of a once benevolent web domain, now a p-ss filled back alley, mined by shady corporations and sullied by pseudo-twits and really huge tw-ts.
hey -sshole! stop looking at fapbook, so we can get some f-cking chimichangas.
a dummy account on facebook in which the owner only adds friends for the purpose of fapping (masturbating) to their photos.

this may be as simple as a freshly-made, blank profile or as complex as a fully fleshed-out profile with fake photos, background information and persona.

doing this requires certain precautions:
1. don’t add any friends from your real facebook page
2. don’t forget to log out after using it every time
3. refrain from speaking to the women you have added (remember, this is a fake account used only for fapping, no good will come from actually talking to these women)
4. if you decide to tell anyone about your fapbook, don’t tell them your fake name.

tips and tricks:
1. once you add one person, look through their friends list for more. sl-tty girls often have sl-tty friends. also, the more mutual friends you have, the more likely it is they will add you.
2. eventually, you will get banned from adding people for a while. to avoid this, get girls to add you by having a photo that looks like an attractive celebrity.
3. for some unknown reason, you will occasionally be prevented from adding certain people. poke these people and they may add you, or poke you back. in either case, you now have a link to their profile on your page.
4. if a favorite fapping object unfriends you, simply post a link to their alb-ms on your wall. unfortunately, this only works if their photos are viewable by all.
an example of a fapbook would be a male creating a profile and adding only women to whom he would like to m-st-rb-t-. he may add women who have their photos only viewable to friends, or he may add particularly attractive women just to have them on standby so he doesn’t have to look them up again.
a scr-pbook full of p-rn clippings for the owner to fap to later on.
my buddy has a huge fapbook.

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