fapbooked
the consequence of visiting a naughty-looking facebook link or page, only to have said visit commemorated by an autogenerated s-xy wallpost or invite to all your fb friends, who will -ssume you’ve just been there for a quick fap.
non-w-nking variations could include “phishbooked” or “spoofbooked”. but the w-nking ones are funnier.
“why did wayne post a link to that video? his mum and his wife are on this thing!”
“nah. wayne got fapbooked.”
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