fapclap
the act of a male becoming erect, sitting up in his bed or chair, and clapping his hands with the erect p-n-s in between. one can upgrade if they desire by using pans, books or anything in their -rs-nal.
gf- “hey (boyfriend) let’s have s-x”
bf- “sure thing (girlfriend)”
-undresses himself
gf- “omg wtf why is your d-ck swelled and bruised”
“i was fapclapping last night it was pantastic”
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