Faperlin
when you fap so often your d-ck bleeds.
jon- hey derek do you have any gauze?
derek- no, what would you need that for?
jon- i’ve been on a fapping bender lately and i cut my foreskin.
derek- congratulations, you’ve just been promoted from fapmaster to faperlin.
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