fapertunity
noun:
1) the opportunity to m-st-rb-t- or “fap” freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
example: john made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.
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