fapestry
a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried s-m-n. a fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.
“i wouldn’t lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro – it’s got my baby batter all over it.”
“what the f-ck? why didn’t you warn me this thing was a fapestry before i put my hand on it?!?”
(fæpəstri)
a. a tapestry containing erotic imagery created for the purpose of masturbation
b. a piece of cloth used to mop up -j-c-l-t- from masturbation. see: “w-nk sock.”
while hanging up his newly purchased j-panese schoolgirl fapestry, jonathan became greatly aroused.
lawrence was dismayed to find his fapestry was still wet from his last w-nking when he attempted to use it again.
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