Fapiphany
the moment after a male has achieved an -rg-sm, his mind instantly becomes clear and he suddenly becomes aware of his surroundings. during this brief moment of clarity, he is void of all s-xual desires, and is free to ponder the mysteries of life, death, and existence. rarely can man escape the inner impulses that plague their hearts and souls. a fapiphany effectively eliminates these cognitive obstacles, allowing man to utilize the full potential of their mind.
m-st-rb-t- then deliberate.
when in doubt, rub one out.
“my girlfriend is still angry at me, should i give her a call or say i’m sorry? i don’t know what to do with my life, man.”
“dude, you need to fap before making any decisions. it’s called an fapiphany.”
…
“holy sh-t, my mind’s so f-cking clear now. ain’t calling that b-tch.”
an epiphany that occurs after you m-st-rb-t-
bob – “man, i was h-rny so i jerked off but afterwards i thought to myself what is this filth on my screen and i quit p-rn.”
joe – “sounds like you had a fapiphany bro”
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