FAPIT
f.a.p.i.t. –
face
-ss
personality
intellect
t-ts
n. commonly an attractive being known as “it”, which is outstanding in all aspects to the individial witnessing it.
v. the action of tugging the flesh of the p-n-s up and down upon seeing an attractive other, usually making the noise -fap- while in action.
-note: please be aware, if caught jacking off by the fapit you might be raped or shot. keep your fap silent but deadly. jack off in private, or your d-ck might end up in a sewer with the rats of nj sh-r-.
john d. – that girl had such nice features i started to fapit..
jane s. – her face, -ss, and t-ts were much better than her personality and intellect though.
john d. – shut the f-ck up lesbo, fapit doesn’t apply to you.
(fap•it) n. habit of fapping.
i’m in the fapit of beating off at least twice a day to keep my prostate healthy.
when your masturbating and you happen to take a sh-t or p-ss.
hey joe, i was just fapping last night and i let out a fapit.
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