fapnesia
you don’t have any memory of when you fapped for te last time.
“me”:i don’t know when i fapped for the last time doctor.
“doctor”: i think you suffer from fapnesia
a condition when you forget when you m-st-rb-t-d or if you even m-st-rb-t-d at all
person: i’m kind h-rny right now. i think i’ll jack off. wait didn’t i jack off earlier today? i think i have fapnesia
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