fapoholic
someone addicted to fapping, like an alcoholic is addicted to alcohol. usually a lonely idiot who drives away his girl/boyfriend by favouring fapping over them.
dude 1: where’s jeff?
dude 2: he hasn’t left his room in days. what’s happened?
dude 3: jeff? he’s a fapoholic.
dudes 1+2: oh right. tw-t.
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