Fapoleon


the chronic-masturbating, 19th century french general and emperor. was known to carry large parcels of fapkins in his personal baggage trains.

or

a man of short stature, with legendary fapping capabilities.
“steve is a total fapoleon.”

“oh yeah?”

“he’s short and m-st-rb-t-d 17 times today!”

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