Fapooing
the process of updating facebook, while in the bathroom, on the toilet, or while pooing.
this usually happens at work where you can take private time to comment on facebook happenings.
this does not exclude checking e-mail (personal) or any other web browsing in general.
“sorry i am late to the meeting, i was fapooing.”
“anyone seen bob?” “he is probably fapooing.”
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