Fapped eyes on
a s-xual derivative of ‘clapped eyes on’ meaning to see someone attractive and immediately think about fapping/schlicking over them.
example 1
craig: i knew mandy was the one for me the first time i fapped eyes on her.
example 2
i just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, i know what i’m doing later…
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