Fappert


one who m-st-rb-t-s over excessively on celeb pics.
1:john is such a fappert over those lindsey lohan pictures.

2: erik: what are you doing tonight? john: im going to go fappert over brittney spears again.

3: dangit! why did i fappert all over my angelina jolie pics?!

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