fappetizer
something that you don’t fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.
zee: have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on youtube? that’s a fappetizer.
fap meets appetizer. when fapping (masturbating), a fappetizer is something, usually p-rn, that you fap over a little to get in the mood and build up your appet-te for the main course, which will be whatever you finally -j-c-l-t- to. word coined by little lord wtf? (wtfs-xfacts)
little lord wtf?: “i fapped off to it a little. it was a fappetizer. the p-rn film i watched afterwards was the main course that satisfied my hunger.”
watching p-rn in antic-p-tion of a s-xual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.
i knew my girl would be coming over later so i treated myself to some fappetizers.
those fappetizers had me so worked up that when i pulled out during s-x i came on her face from down town nba jam style.
n. the act of masturbating while eating a girl out before the main (inter)course.
a combination of appetizer and the verb fap(to m-st-rb-t-).
used as a noun in language-
-bro 1: hey, bro 2. what are you doing tonight?
bro 2: going to the girlfriend’s.
bro 1: nice. don’t forget to order a fappetizer.
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