fapphones
headphones that are used for the sole purpose of hiding the fact that you are watching p-rn.
my sister was in the next room, so i muted the volume and put on my fapphones.
headphones you wear while fapping to videos on your computer so the sound can’t be heard throughout the entire house.
rob: dude, i hate watching stuff on my computer when my roomates are home, i have to turn the sound off.
steve: get some fapphones man.
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