fapple


n. corruption of fap and apple, to refer to apple users who get excitied over anything apple so much that they probably mastrubate (fap) over them.
he is a total fapple.
the onomatopoeic representation of masturbation in regards to the newest apple products or features. a derivative of the word fap.
i told him, “fapple about the ipad 2 press release some more, why don’t ya? try not to get any in your eye.”
to take an apple, cut a hole in it, and insert your d-ck into it and pretend like you’re having s-x with it.
“i’m gonna go fapple right now.”

“mother, buy me some apples at the market. i need them to fapple.”
fapple is the child-friendly version of the word f-ck. the best trick to keep kids from saying bad words is to say the word, “apple” after every curse.

once the kid gets older, he/she will use fapple in place of the word f-ck in their speech. it isn’t technically a swear word so parents can suck it…

it works, trust me…
fapple me running, the vikings actually won that game…
when one faps so hard that their p-n-s resembles an apple as a result of the bruising and swelling…
oh sh-t dude, i’ve got such a fapple right now.
a fapple is when you combine two apple halves (or haffles) to create a full apple. a fapple. fapple. fapple.
brother! we must combine our haffles to create a fapple!
verb. to fapple. fappling.

to tap ones foot in a moment of humour. replaces, or combines with, laughter.
charlotte malkeed seonaid, and we all fappled.

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