fappus interruptus
noun: a s-x act in which a male starts fapping (masturbating) to internet p-rn only to be interrupted by his c-nty wife coming back unexpectedly soon from the shopping mall. when this occurs, the male must quickly shut down the p-rn site, pull up his pants, and make it look like he was researching do-it-yourself home renovation projects on some girly home improvement website. similar to coitus interruptus but refers to only male solo s-x acts.
robert: i was in the middle of jerking off to big t-tty p-rn when my stupid wife came back too early from the mall.
dan: haha! fappus interruptus! did you get caught?
robert: nah, i pulled up my pants and browsed to some gay martha stewart endorsed home improvement website.
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