fapsturbate


fapsturbating is when someone (girl or guy) m-st-rb-t-s to a guy fapping.
isabelle likes to fapsturbate to her boyfriend when he faps on a skype call.
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to m-st-rb-t- furiously, or fap.
i’m serious, did you fapsturbate to my p-rn?
an odd amalgam of the geek term “fap” and “m-st-rb-t-“. this term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. it has also been used by several famous individuals such as president obama, president lincoln, and bob marley.
mom: “honey, i need you to go take out the trash”
you: “mom i’m trying to fapsturbate, go suck a chone!

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