faptaguise


a molester; also the evil guy from the youtube video “the adventurous adventures of one direction”, who likes to touch people.
lord faptaguise: okay. tie him up and hang him from the ceiling as well. he and his friend can burn in the pit of acid together! oh but frisk him first to make sure he doesn’t…. oh! actually let me do it!
-walks over to harry and slowly “frisks”/touches him-

from “the adventurous adventures of one direction” at the 12:32 point

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