Fapulous

1. -rg-smic, amazing, awesome.
2. really, really hot.
“did you see that -ss?”
‘yeah. it was fapulous!”
(adjective)
used to describe a woman who is attractive.

derived from the english words fabulous (meaning incredible), and fap (meaning m-st-rb-t–n)
man, sarah palin’s daughter is so fapulous. i would impregnate her in a second!
a term used to describe anybody who looks good enough to m-st-rb-t- to, usually in a fashion sense; another way of saying incredibly s-xy.
for example:

amy: “hey, kelly! d-mn! did you just go shopping for some new clothes?”
kelly: “hey, amy! yeah, i did. thanks to that new diet, i had to buy a whole new wardrobe. thought i’d try out my new look. whaddya think?” -turns around-
amy: “wow, kelly! look, i’m not gay or anything, but you look absolutely fapulous! you’re gonna kill at the party tonight!”
kelly: “thanks, amy! uh, what the f-ck does fapulous mean?”
when someone is so hot that you can fap to them.
guy 1: you see that girl?
guy 2: yea she’s fapulous!
adj. – any person who brings on an urge to fap.
yo dawg, you see that fine -ss b-tch on tv?

yeah, she’s fapulous.
superlative term for something women find so s-xy they think of it when they m-st-rb-t-.
she loves that movie because the star is so fapulous!
when the act of fapping is so good, it becomes fapulous.
man, i fapped last night and it was fapulous.