Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS)
when a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.
brit: omg, jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
jen: yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
-girls walk closer to get a better look-
jen: oh, nevermind.
brit: ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
jen and brit:….just another guy with far away beauty syndrome (fabs). -dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison-
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