Farage
to m-st-rb-t- in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.
mark’s wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of ann widdecombe.
(voted for as part of mark thomas 100acts, pr-nounced to rhyme with garage e.g. fah-ridge)- noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.
oh no, i was putting out the bin bags and one ripped & my foot got soaked in evil smelling, slimy farage.
optical illusion seen in the political wilderness, that makes you believe you can see a long term career
he had been in the political wilderness for years, then he could see the top job come in to view
it turned out to be a farage
that self conscious pleasure shown by an hungry urban fox when he happens upon a pool of some drunks vomit.
checking the beer-cans after the party, brian found himself fuill of farage as the cigarette b-tt slipped down his throat.
alternate spelling of the malaysian word “faraj”, which means “v-g-n-“.
she shaved the hair from around her farage.
a very very very rich man who enjoys flashing his cash and frequently says “i’m a farage you can’t do that to me”
a man walks up to the farage and asks if he has any money he can borrow.
the farage then replies of course i have money im a farage, we are brought up in wealth. how much do you want £1000, £2000 or would you prefer it in caviar?
a s-x act similar to the act of roughage, but p-ssive, and involving bank clerks.
m’lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of december 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage – and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.
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